Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Yes, these movies exist, and we don't know why.


There are movies that one simply cannot believe that someone has created, more than that: That someone has approved, directed, acted in them and everything that entails!

Without a doubt, Hollywood screenwriters sometimes run out of imagination and that's when things get really crazy and we get films like:

1.- I Know What You Did Last Winter


Yes, of course, there is already an "I Know What You Did Last Summer", now we are going to do "I Know What You Did Last Winter", and what is the plot of the winter one? Well... pretty much the same as the summer one.

2.- Transmorphers


TransMORphers, not Transformers, it's like Transformers but... different.

 3.- Zombeavers  



Somebody said "zombeavers... sounds good, let's make a movie about it" and here's the result.

4.- Scooby Doo and KISS: Rock And Roll Mystery.


We are not going to dignify this title with an explanation... just.... nothing.

5.- La Venganza De Pinocho.




It's something like Chucky but... with Pinocchio.

6.- Hard Rock Zombies.


A musician from the 80's revives the dead with Hard Rock.... Ok.

7.-  Blacula.


Uhmm... no comments.

8.- Sharknado.


This one has been actually seen by many people, the craziest thing is that there are 2nd, 3rd, and who knows how many more parts.

9.- The Gingerdead Man.


Yeah! Let's make movies about everything by making it a threat to humanity, "the killer water bottle", "the deadly remote control".

10.- El Ataque De Los Tomates Asesinos. 



See? And since we are talking about killer food, take a look at the last film on this list:

13.- Dead Sushi.


After watching this movie you will probably never eat sushi again in your entire life.






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