Now it's the turn of the 10 Worst Jobs in the World. If you thought that your job as Executive Y ("Y you haven't prepared my coffee?", "Y can't you stay for a meeting?") was the worst job in the world, after reading this post you will want to tie yourself to your job with a 20-year contract.
1. Roadkill Collector.
That's a long name for someone that cleans the area after someone reported a raccoon that was hit on the road, and it can be from a cat to a huge cow.
2. Jailer of the Maximum Security Prison.
Picture yourself walking through the corridors of the correctional facility while all the inmates yell at you "Hey fatty!" or "Hurry up undernourished!" (depends on your case). The inmates do not have respect for you even if you threaten them with your truncheon, everyone there wants you dead and you could get more than stabbed in a riot, you also have to behave excesively good with that particular inmate who, although being incarcerated, lives like a king with all kinds of luxuries, you know what we mean.
3. Kitchen Chief.
You are in the middle between the Chef and the assistant chefs, while the Chef struts through the kitchen you are in charge of supervising the execution of the restaurant orders, if something doesn't arrive on time it is your fault for not having put your subordinates to work on time, and a position like this is required in both from luxury restaurants to fast food chains (although there are no Chefs in McDonald's, but they do need shift supervisors), it is a very stressful job and also an easy one to lose since you carry a lot of responsibility.
4. Navy Bomber.
Unless you are a mentally ill person or a psychopath who feels no remorse after ending with the lives of hundreds or even thousands of innocent children, adults and elderly people with your “super plane” shooting right and left in towns, villages and cities, it surely should not be very rewarding, especially when these people never did anything to you, they don't even know you, but as it is your superior's order you have to go to fulfill it.
5. Taxi driver in a highly populated city.
Being a taxi driver in a city with more than one million inhabitants, all of them wanting to get to work quickly, saturating the streets with their vehicles, eager to shout at other drivers about how such a bunch of imbeciles they are... It has to be terrible. In addition, in large cities this position is sometimes competed for 1,000 or even more thousands of taxi drivers.
6. Customer Service Representative.
Being listening all day to the complaints of lots of dissatisfied customers who blame you for their products not working properly or that they have been charged wrong, or even stupid complains like that the temperature inside the store is poorly calibrated! Surely it is a nightmare, how do you make Ms. Angry understand that you're only doing your job and that if the store that has a no money back policy there's nothing you can do? And if Ms. Angry is accompanied by her husband Mr. Even More Angrier, things can become personal. This is a job to win enemies.
7. Odor Tester.
If you believed with the name of this position that your job would be to use different deodorants. Well, no! Your job is to smell the armpits of different people who applied themselves different deodorants in order to determine which one stinks the least, and these people are first put to sweat and then provided with a certain deodorant, that's when you come into action and proceed to get their armpits on your face.
8. Sperm Collector.
Surely it should cause a lot of pride for a son to say that his dad is a bull semen collector, the only comfort that they give you in this job is that “someone has to do it”, the worst part is when you start to like it.
9. Portable Toilet Cleaner.
To work on something like this you must surely have some serious deficiencies in your smelling capacity, I can hardly think of more denigrating jobs than this (maybe the armpit odor tester). The worst thing is that when you get home nobody wants to approach you until you bathe three times and flood your body with perfume.
10. Personal Assistant.
While slavery is currently prohibited, in times of need you may end up as the personal assistant of a rich person, and his or her mood may vary, you may serve a grateful person or the most despotic and tyrant in the world, and in any of those cases, your job will be to make your boss' life easier, to make it more comfortable than it already is, and do things from putting on / taking off their shoes, bringing them a book that they could perfectly take if they just stretched a little, to open the door for them at all times, answer the phone, organize their medications per day, give them a neck massage, etc. It is a job to lower yourself and repeat "yes sir" at all hours.
So apparently our jobs are not that bad after all, right? When you know that there are people smelling armpits all day, our current scenario improves a bit.
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